Things I Have Learned About Myself

Random Things:

I like the city better than the country. When I get a house, I better live near the city.
I want a house someday. This house.

Things I want in a house:

• Off-white walls. All the walls, every room.
• Hardwood floors. Every room but the kitchen.
• Wood trim (not painted) around doorways and the floor.
• Furniture should be sturdy and functional, not decorative.
• No wall hangings. I don’t need crap all over the damn walls.
• Vinyl or tile floor in the kitchen.
• A fridge with an ice-cube maker.
• Bookshelves, etc. should be wood.
• Entertainment center should be black/metal with glass.
• A porch.  A gigantic frikkin’ porch.
• A gas stove.
• Solar panels on the roof.
• A windmill.

Things I hate:

• 100’s of useless frikkin’ Christmas decorations. Put a tree up. That’s it.
• People who constantly talk to you when you don’t want to talk.
• “Fake” people who pretend to be someone they are not.
• Sports (okay, maybe not hate, but don’t care about).
• The Health Care systems, the most poorly run businesses in the world.
• People who nag.
• Rap Music.
• Most Country Music.
• Hip-Hop Music (I consider it to be Rap, but I guess it’s different).
• Reality TV. It’s not real if it’s on TV. Hello people!
• Cars that come with automatics, A/C, power windows, power brakes, power steering. Real cars have none of that.
• Black licorice.
• Toys made in China.
• Poorly designed websites.

Things I like:

• Being naked.
• 80’s music.
• Video Games (specifically Xbox games mostly).
• Movies.
• Cars with V-8 engines and 5-speeds.
• Motorcycles. Old ones.
• Sleeping.
• Cats.
• The color red.
• Stores that sell neat stuff (neat stuff = electronics & gadgets).
• The Fall.
• Women. I find all sorts attractive, some older, some younger, some tall, some short… I’m not too picky!
• Star Trek.
• Star Wars.
• Coffee, though I can’t drink it anymore
• Dr. Pepper.
• Bread. Fresh warm bread!
• Pizza.
• Legos.
• Computers.
• Being alone.
• Hot Sauce!
• Spandex. On women.

Pet Peeves:

• People who can’t drive! Everyone should get re-tested every 4 years or so.
• Video Games that are so unplayable they’re broken!
• Doctors not telling you how much tests/procedures will cost.
• Stupid people.
• Commercials on the radio.
• Not replacing the toilet paper roll if you used it up.
• “or Whatever” – That phrase really pisses me off.
• Kids who trade in used video games without their cases and/or instructions. Lazy little bastards.
• People who stand in line at Subway (or any other fast food place) and wait till they are asked “What would you like?” before they even think about what they want. Goddammit people, figure it out ahead of time!